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At all times we have a large stock token drunk guys for all your bartainment needs.

How much would you expect to pay for the wonderous token drunk guy?
$100/hr? $20/hr $5/hr???? Well, have we got the deal for you. We're letting our token drunk guys out for a mear pint of beer/hr!! That's right, they'll work for beer. How great is that?

But wait, it gets even better. For a limited time only, we'll throw in our 'creepy guy at the end of the bar' for free!!!